Workwear 101: Top 10 work fashion crimes

1. Micro minis and cleavage - Katie Price Jordan  called: she wants her outfit back!
2. Flip Flops - the office is not a beach
3. Slutty Heels - keep the bedroom out of the boardroom please
   
   
   
4. Jaunty scarves - no it doesn't lift your dull outfit, you just look like a cheap trolley dolly
5. Fishnet stockings - If it can be bought in Ann Summers, it is not appropriate for the office
6. Something for the weekend - Don't let "Casual Fridays" fool you, that poncho will not translate well behind a desk
7. City Shorts - this is a minor exception: shorts in a dark colour teamed with opaque tights and a tailored jacket might work...
8. Pigtails, bed hair, beehives... - Seriously. Britney Spears or a post-crack Amy Winehouse will get you nowhere
9. Folk - keep that for the muddy plains of Glastonbury
10. White trainers with black tights or a black suit - even if they are Stella McCartney or you are a fitness freak, I don't want to hear it. In New York when the corporate divas do it, they have waxed , tanned, bare legs. Go figure.